Dancing Mind

May 20 2013

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

115,832 notes

May 14 2013
Happy 20 months to my beautiful girlfriend. We may fight hard but we love harder. @shaynelynnn

Happy 20 months to my beautiful girlfriend. We may fight hard but we love harder. @shaynelynnn

Apr 29 2013
sadistic-tampon:

sadistic-tampon:

me versus society

please stop reblogging this it hurts

sadistic-tampon:

sadistic-tampon:

me versus society

please stop reblogging this it hurts

(via erya)

104,191 notes

Apr 22 2013
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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

iโ€™ve been comprimisedย 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

(via sheminem)

166,444 notes

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tastefullyoffensive:

Fortune cookie writers have stopped trying.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Fortune cookie writers have stopped trying.

[
via]

5,191 notes

Apr 12 2013

ehehehelokid:

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing Iโ€™ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

get out

(Source: fussyneko, via issjustjerrold)

187,828 notes

Apr 11 2013
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charionkeeper:

omg im rolling

(Source: unabating, via rigelly)

621,834 notes

Apr 09 2013
Walked to the front door to find this waiting for me. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ†

Walked to the front door to find this waiting for me. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ†

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